Dear Dallas Cowboys,
I LOVE you. I really do. Every Sunday, I shower and get all dolled up and put on my Tony Romo jersey. I put on a smile, grab a beer and joyfully anticipate the beat down of other teams. However, I have some issues with you I feel I should address.
1. Please please start playing with some discipline. I've had enough of these horrible penalties and I can't blame the refs when you blatently hold the other team, especially when there's 3 seconds left and we score the tying touchdown.
2. Stop coming from behind. HEY, get your mind out of the gutter. What I mean is, we need to take a lead, and keep it. My heart can't take all of this "let's stage this awesome comeback with 1 minute left."
3. GET A KICKER.
4. Start winning. I know it's just the beginning of the season, and even if you lose every game, I'll still remain a loyal fan, but I like winning. I like when my team wins. And being a Cowboys fan in the middle of Redskins country is hard, and it's easier when we win.
I think that's it for right now. Like I said, please don't make me have a heart attack at a young age due to our lack in playing abilities and coordination.
All my love,
Sarg
1 comment:
Hahaha, that was a really intense game last night!! I went to the game with a Cowboys fan and he was very stressed the entire time. I have no loyalties so it was just exciting to me. But I was also scared because the shouting and fighting was getting really intense in the stands.
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