So, what exactly is a whipped cream bear paw?
First, you put a pile of whipped cream in your hand (or bear paw).
Loud and obnoxiously drunk Sarg to fellow kick-baller: "HAVE YOU MET TOM?!?!"
Random kid I lived with first-year of college who just happened to be walking down the stairs of the Metro: "Yes, actually I have"
Sarg: "Who the fuck is he?"
I kinda pity her, she lives in the same building as him lol.
This kid also had 26 cans of soup.